If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
instant test to see whether someone is an extrovert or introvert: ask them whats up. if they say nothing much or talk a little bit then they’re an introvert. if they say BASEBASKET TOUCHGOAL SPORT SPORT then they are an extrovert
i dont like sharks, but for samekichi i can make an exception ;^)
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.